

Collateral VSD of VincentCollateral -- The Very Secret Diary of Vincent Thought up collectively by Kathy & Allegra Written by KathyCollateral VSD of Vincent
Author's note: The writer of the parody feels no ill will to Mr. Cruise and his family. Nor does she believe he spits in people’s soup.
8:15 Just got off plane. Own the world's coolest pair of sunglasses. Ran into random man at airport. Assumed him to be plot device of some sort, so grabbed bag and left. Slipped ice pack like airline ticket into pocket. Or it could have been ice pack. Not quite sure. Am so hot would need ice pack in coat pocket anyway. 9:00 Fell into plot hol
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Tara, a 1337 part of this balanced breakfast. Now complete with vitamins A, B1, OMG, WTF, and PWNT
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Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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He said...no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said...
You're not pretty you're beautiful.
I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die...
SO NOW I WILL SAY:
I like you because of who you are to me...A true friend.
And if I don't get this back I'll take the hint.
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you.
Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 PM tomorrow.
It could be anywhere -- AOL, Yahoo, outside of school, anywhere.
Get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
Please send to 15 people in 15 minutes.
Remember:
"A good friend will come bail you out of jail....
But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ...
WE screwed up, but we had fun! "
Proud to be your Friend!
Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence, and don't skip ahead.
I've learned...that life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
I've learned...that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.
I've learned...that money doesn't buy class.
I've learned...that it's those small daily
happenings that make life so spectacular.
I've learned...that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
I've learned...that the Lord didn't do it all in one day.
What makes me think I can?
I've learned...that to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
I've learned.
I've learned...that the less time I have to work, the more things I get done.
To all of you...make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence.
Show your friends how much you care.
Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, even if it means
sending it back to the person who sent it to you.
If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have
a circle of friends
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As long as you push yourself you can do anything, except open a door that says pull
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the best part of living is that you only die once.
the worst part of dieing is that you only die once.
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